Pizzarapi

AZCentral.com posted this news story, of which I have included only the headline and first line:

Ashley Olsen blasts paparazzi

BANG Showbiz

Mar. 11, 2008 10:51 AM

Ashley Olsen has blasted the paparazzi, calling them "weird and scary."


Presuming that BANG probably misreported the story for one reason or another, I took the liberty of a rewrite:

Ashley Olsen blasts pizzarapi

Ashley Olsen has blasted the new restaurant, Pizzarapi, and the fast-food entrees it developed, calling them "weird and scary."

Pizzarapi is a joint venture between KFC, Taco Bell, Pizza Hut and Jack in the Box. Their signature meal consists of bite-sized, boneless pieces of fried chicken rolled with pseudo-Mexican flavorings inside a flour tortilla. This meat-filled tortilla is then deep-fried, smothered with cheese, sausage, peperoni and pizza sauce, and baked. Finally it is served on a bun with three slices of bacon, ranch dressing and a shred of lettuce.

I have to agree with Ms. Olsen - "weird and scary."