Let me begin with a headline sent to me by one of my "good-friends-Ed:"
Canadian Mounties break up erectile dysfunction drug ring
Royal Canadian Mounted Police in Montreal seized thousands of counterfeit pills intended for the erectile dysfunction market.
The best part is Ed's comment, "For some reason, I thought of you when I saw this."
Thankfully he went on to explain, "No, not any association with the condition or the drug."
He thought it might make a good addition to my blog. Now, you have to know that it's really, really difficult (note that I avoided the use of the four-letter word for "difficult") to comment on this article without having to place my blog in the "adult content" warning section. I can't talk about the impact that counterfeit pills have on the legitimate market. I mean, how can you even address a market report without using words like "rising," or "falling?" Has there been a softening demand for the real stuff? Did the Mounties catch the crooks with their pants down? Did they meet stiff resistance during the raid? Curse, you, Ed, for sending me a target the size of an oliphaunt, knowing full-well I can't open fire on it with anything close to my full arsenal.
Not to mention how I can never again think of Sergeant Preston or Dudley Do-Right without being reminded of erectile dysfunction...
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As long as Ed has thrown this whole post into the gutter anyway:
Aug. 12, 2009 Associated Press
LITTLE ROCK, Ark. - An Arkansas death-row inmate allegedly passed love letters to a guard and committed a sex act with her before supervisors discovered their illicit romance, documents obtained by the Associated Press show.
When ED pills are outlawed, only outlaws will have ED pills...
If your girlfriend is also your prison guard, you just might be a redneck...
Heck - you might BOTH be rednecks...
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While swimming in the gutter, I found these headlines - no comments necessary:
Probation for man in woman's swimsuit
Man pleads not guilty to naked doorbell ringing
Woman in drunken breast-feeding case jailed
Man denies fondling 2 in prom dresses
Woman in glued-penis case speaks out
Man, what a weekful of weirdos!
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And here's the one that just ices the cake:
Man convicted of groping Minnie Mouse at Disney
Guard - "So, whatcha in for?"
Prisoner - "I groped Minnie Mouse."
Guard - "Ooooo, I like your style. Wanna be my illicit boyfriend and trade love letters and stuff?"
If you get arrested for groping Minnie Mouse...
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Oh, this is so funny. Over the years, I've often wondered what my grandma Chinn would think of some of the stories/headlines we scan every day.
Well, Grandma has been dead for 17 years now. Today, I only wonder what Mike Bishop would think!
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