If you've watched Wednesday's epic movie, you may have noticed the dashing hat worn by the male lead. My brother, looking at the original photographs, commented, "I like your hat." I have to agree with his taste in headgear. It's my official adventure hat. Because an expedition is only as great as its best hat...
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There is a silent epidemic among us. Once called BBS (Bony Butt Syndrome), it has recently been given the more picturesque designation of "Assorexia." The juvenile version is called "Bunorexia." This malady prevents a person from gaining weight in their posterior, regardless of their overall size and fitness level. Oh, I know that many of you are saying, "Pffft! I'll take it!" Sounds great to have a small bum, eh? Just try sitting on the danged thing. Even cushioned chairs feel like granite boulders, and picnic benches become jagged ledges with razor-sharp spikes. And don't even get me started on trying to sit on the ground!
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This word is not in the dictionary, but I think it's a good one and should be added as soon as possible:
Procreastination {pro-kree-ass-ti-nay-shun} - the practice of putting off pregnancy and childbearing for a more opportune time.
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Endangered Ugandan gorillas join Facebook, MySpace
Sept. 27, 2009 02:57 PM
Associated Press
For a minimum donation of $1, fans can befriend a gorilla on Facebook or MySpace or follow it on Twitter. The money will be used to hire extra rangers to protect the gorillas and safeguard their habitat.
Sounds like a pretty good idea. However, their lesser-known relatives, the Nigerian gorillas, remain content to run e-mail scams aimed at defrauding Americans out of millions of bananas.
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