Fried News Day

Well, it appears that Jesus has been pretty busy in recent weeks:

Man says image of Jesus appears on truck window
Nov. 4, 2009 01:28 PM
Associated Press

JOHNSON CITY, Tenn. – Jim Stevens, of Jonesborough, said nearly every morning, an image that looks to him like the face of Jesus Christ has appeared in the condensation on the driver's side window of his Isuzu truck.
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Woman sees image of Jesus on iron
Nov. 27, 2009 12:15 PM
Associated Press

METHUEN, Mass. - Mary Jo Coady first noticed the image Sunday when she walked into her daughter's room.  She says an image of Jesus Christ she sees on her iron has reassured her that "life is going to be good."  She and her two college-age daughters agree that the image looks like Jesus and is proof that "he's listening."
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Disruptive Jesus Christ removed from jury pool
Dec. 2, 2009 11:21 AM
Associated Press

BIRMINGHAM, Ala. – Court officials say a Birmingham woman who changed her name to Jesus Christ didn't live up to it when she reported for jury duty this week. The woman, previously named Dorothy Lola Killingworth, was sent to Judge Clyde Jones's courtroom for a criminal case Monday. Court officials told The Birmingham News Tuesday that the 59-year-old was excused because she was disruptive and kept asking questions instead of answering them.

Efforts to reach Christ for comment were unsuccessful.


Obviously they didn't try the iron...